SHOPPER STOPPER: Some residents of the Village of Kenmore, New York, object to Dollhouse Lingerie's new window display of a lifelike mannequin wearing a lace teddy with a spiffy pearl G-string.
Mayor John W. Beaumont says there's no law regulating window displays, except for pornographic materials. Big John says despite the display of the sheer black panty and bra set and a see-through aquamarine baby doll with a matching thong - the owner is not breaking the law.
The complaints are a surprise to the store's manager. "This is brand new to me," says Keith Acosta. "Nobody's ever come into the store to tell us about it." That's because they're glued to the window.
GRAMPA RAMBO: Despite being 83 years old and reliant on oxygen, Harry Carpenter wasn't about to let his wife of 57 years get robbed by knife-wielding intruders.
When two would-be bandits forced their way into their home in Savannah, Georgia, one made Harry sit down, while the other went with Jackie, 80, to bag some loot.
Harry tried to come to the wife's rescue, but was threatened with the knife. Then, his wife pretended to faint and the scumbag watching him went to the other room to see what the commotion was.
Harry shuffled off to where he kept an old, unloaded squirrel gun. When one creep returned, he found high-octane Harry aiming the rifle at him. The lowlifes decided to flee - empty-handed. Don't mess with Carpenter. You'll get nailed.
CAUGHT IN A WEB: A couple of Moscow apartment tenants used high-tech gear to catch a food thief in their communal apartment where bathroom and kitchen facilities are shared commie-style.
Valery Fefelkin, 49, was accused of stealing 4.5 kg of pork chops valued at about $50 from a young couple, but he told cops he'd drunkenly mistaken the couple's pork chops for his own.
However, Andrei and Maria Osipov rigged a webcam which caught vexatious Val carefully wiping his fingerprints off the refrigerator door with a towel.
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